Voice diary

Friday 12/18/2015

Voice diary entry here: 1hr 30min.

Snouts and entrails journal entry:

$6.49 Asian buffet. Thank you, Missouri! You're much better than that ILLinois. Get it? You see what I did there?

Happiness +1. Happiness get. Happiness up! 

Walmart WiFi reaches across the parking lot. Fuck yes! No wait, it cuts out anytime someone drives past the entrance. Fuck no! LOL.

Today is Friday, so I can get the weekday price for lunch. Tomorrow will be weekend prices, so then it may be a good time for grilling with my charcoal.

The weather is nice. I could play my flute at the Costco in the afternoon.

Remember, sing, make science, do art unto people to happiness make. And do those fucking problem sets until they are done, but don't let them slow you down or fuck you in the bum without lube. Always use lube.

I need an offline HTML editor, so I can write posts without messing up the formatting. Oh yeah, I can export this note as html then copy paste it to the blogger. It's a cumbersome method, but it should work.

Offline blogging software can't connect to blogger, because Big Google Brother uses 2-step authentication which prevents third party apps from connecting to the account. Google, develop your own fucking software and sell it already, so there's some way to blog offline without using your shitty WYSIWY don't G browser portal.

Image formatting is the biggest time waster. Blogger always puts the wrong html tags before and after images and screws up the spacing between texts. Computers fail at everything a person programs it to do. (The programmers fail.)

Bitch and moan some more, why don't you? No, fuck you, I'm done. I'm outa here byeeeeeee.

I listened to a recording of me yawning, and it caused me to yawn. Yawning is contagious through audio alone! It's not a visual or hormonal trigger.