Define St.Louis

Here's what urbandictionary.com contributors had to say about St. Louis. I found these descriptions hilarious and I'm inclined to agree. It's an ass-crack of a city.

The arch, a retarded knockoff.

Girls only care about what you drive and how much money you make.

Guys in st. Louis are pink polo shirt wearing, collar poppin', wanna be frat boy douchebags.

Everyone in St. Louis thinks they know each other so you will be constantly asked where you went to high school and who you know.

The word ignorant is used non-stop and no one really knows what it means.

The corner of hell.

Like to imagine themselves being at the very center of the universe.

A mega piss-factory (Budweiser).

A perfect example of what user Menager in the above post was describing, "only people who are NOT 'native St. Louisans' are able to recognize as the corner of hell it truly is":

The best friggin city in the entire United States, if not the world.

Famous attributes ... Six Flags, Busch beer.

There is no 'r' in wash, which just makes them cool.

Wow! That's so cool!

The "bad" schools are not about education so much as they are about incarceration.

Prepare students for a life of Midwest Mediocrity.

The West side is for the privileged snobs and the East side is where you go for strippers.

St. Louis is as boring as any city in the Midwest. There is one block in Midtown that has two or three 'hip' bars where young people pretend having a good time.

The entire Jewish population of Missouri lives in the suburbs of St. Louis and surrounding areas.