Thursday, December 24, 2015

Perfect Gifts for Jonathan: A List for Santa

Dear Santa,

Merry Happydays!

Here's what's on my Christmas list, Santa.
I've been a very boy. [sic]

Just put my gifts under the muffler. It's kind of like a chimney.
I have an offering of bread and beans.

XoXo (((haaaags)))

Jonathan

P.S. Happy bursday, baby Jesus.

$169 BMW i8 Concept Car


Jesus is my bff

Fake coffee that looks like chocolate


Bursday cake

Weeby Star Wars TM water bottles

Invisible American footballs (in an urban environment)


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