Non sequiturs

High standards for food hygiene

It's disconcerting to see that a buffet needed to tell customers not to grab food with their hands. And they needed to emphasize NOT to do it.

Please
Do NOT use
fingers!

LOL. "But I washed my hands after using the bathroom!! Aww, man... next time I'm not going to even bother."


Car of the Sorry-Face

Hmm... sun reflector in the windshield and blankets covering all the windows... I highly doubt anyone is sleeping inside. No, that would be too obvious.

A beheaded tree

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

Peer review

This last guy knows how to write a great review on Google Maps. Covers all the criteria I need to know about a shopping mall: God, Jews, and the military. ***** stars out of *****.

I also like how it's America/Israel, not both with an 'n'. It's like they're one and the same nation, almost as if Jews were ruling the world. Illuminati confirmed. Peace be with you!

Too much information.

I just need a shower...

Indoor water park
with slides & a poo