Buzzword University

Learn to be Innovative! Be an Entrepeneur!

Bachelor of Innovation

LOL. I came across this bachelor's degree while reading the campus newspaper. What a bullshit major! An illegitimate child of trendy buzzwords and 'synergized' corporate mysticism. 'Innovation' is even trademarked. LULLERZ.

"UCCS is the first school to offer a bachelor’s degree with a core on innovation. Innovation, the transformation of ideas into impact, is a process that can be taught. It is a process that involves not just creativity (that is invention), but also the skills to work with others to move that idea forward and implement it for business and/or social impact."
- http://innovation.uccs.edu/

There's a reason no such study or school of learning existed. Because it's not any real specific thing. It's just a blanket description for the outcome of any number of possible distinct, varied, and non-communal work derived from other real branches of humanities or science, etc. 

You might as well open up a school for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

"Webster's Dictionary defines 'excellence' as the quality or condition of being excellent."
- Smokin' Joe Frazier

Frazier's explanation is just as meaningful as the degree is.

Other Ideas

Why stop at Innovation? There are plenty of valuable corporate values that our promising young generation needs to educate themselves about! We could open a revolutionary new system of higher education!

Let's offer these best in class degrees of study!

Bachelor of Arts:

• Thinking Outside the Box

• Bringing Ideas to the Table

• Moving the Organization Forward

• Using Integrated Approach

• Fast Track Growth

Bachelor of Science:

• Being a Key Player

• Taking it to the Next Level

• Proactiveness

• Empowerment

Master of Arts:

• Impactfulness

• Holistic Paradigm

• Best in Class Practices

Master of Science:

• Enterprising Venture

• Initiative

• Strategic Planning

• Foresight

• Vision

Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.):

• Sustainability

• Achievement

• Leadership

• Exceptional Excellence

• Outperforming the Competition

• Indispensability

Athletics

Being the leaders we are, of course we also ought to have a strong athletic program. The best student athletes from around the country will compete and earn scholarships to play on our teams and support school pride!

Division 0:

• Staying Aggressive
• Stepping Up and Making Big Plays

Division I:

• Rising to the Occasion
• Taking It to Another Level
• Coming Through
• Wanting It More

Division II:

•  Always Believing
•  Overcoming Adversity

Division III:

• Going Out There and Having Fun
• Trusting Teammates
• Hanging In and Toughing It Out

Division IV:

• It Is What It Is