Sunday, May 22, 2016

Trial by Water

Lots of rain lately. Hard for travelin'. Hard for campin'.

When you are wet, you are cold. Specially at night.

Went over quite a few bridges. I like to take a picture when I do.


It's metaphorical. Crossing a boundary. The road narrows and becomes dangerous, but the bridge delivers you over a more difficult impass below.


Saturday afternoon, May 21st.
Eugene, OR.

Woohoo! College town Eugene, OR. Home of the University of Oregon.

Stepping onto campus is like returning from Mars; it's a whole other world.

Softball championships, mainland Chinese exchange students, Dodgeball on the lawn, and students socializing over picnic.

Individual study room at the library. Free electricity, free Internet, comfort, and privacy. I'll stay here for the rest of eternity, thank you.


Pour my cremated ashes into a little urn on a shelf in a study room and call it "Jonathan's Room". Pay Ulix a stipend to stand guard.

'Here lies Jonathan'


Saturday, May 21, 2016

Travel notes

Road to Albany

Thursday evening. May 19th.
Albany, OR


Rainy afternoon in town. Got rained in at a buffet with Ulix.

"You will travel far and wide both for pleasure and business."

When you get wet, you get cold.

Rain, rain

Rain cleared up and I went to the library. Devices reached half charge. Library closed.

Rolled to the park. Slung a hammock. Ducks and stream nearby.

Periwinkle Park. Albany, OR.

Ducks are funny when they play fight. Squack, wabble wabble.


Slept until 8pm. Houses very close by, and neighbors called police.



Thursday, May 19, 2016

Night travel

Thursday morning, May 19th.
Salem, OR to Jefferson, OR.

"Pepper" the local cat
Jefferson public library

Weather forecast for Salem on Wednesday called for rain at 11 pm, so I thought sleeping under a roofed shelter would be a good idea. But when an idea doesn't work as planned, sometimes you gotta move on.

Locked my bicycle to a pole in a baseball dugout. Spread blankets on the elevated wood bench. Wrapped my tarp around my body like a cocoon.

The shelter had a roof, but no walls - just fencing. It didn't stop the wind at all. Don't camp by an open field at night. The wind bites hard.

Well, it didn't rain from the sky but water hissed out of the ground. At half past midnight, the sprinklers came on.

Who sets their sprinklers to midnight? I'd start them about three or four in the morning so the ground doesn't molt and when the sun starts baking, the grass has a film of water to protect them.

All the fire hydrants in Jefferson are artistically painted

What did I know? I was just a poor sap getting squirted by sprinklers. I packed my things and wandered the neighborhood for a place to sleep.

A security patrolman turned me away from a brightly lit middle school. I tripped his motion sensors when I walked through the parking lot and he pulled up in his car not five minutes after I arrived.

Inside the school lobby hung a banner with some academic acronym: 'SEE'. Service, Excellence, and something or other. It was so corny, but I bet the teaching staff were required to advocate it for the sake of the students. While the students rolled their eyes and dismissed it as another unavoidable nonsensical thing adults imposed.

"You will make many changes before setting satisfactorily"

I found no suitable campsite on the outskirts of Salem, so I moved on. Pushing my bicycle, up the lane against incoming traffic. A faint LED beam from my action camera tanning the gravel a few steps beyond my front tire.

I think it's safer to be on the lane facing incoming traffic. When there's no shoulder or at night. Move slowly unless I have visibility for miles. I can hear cars before I see their headlights. I can push my bicycle off the road for a car to pass.

It did rain around four in the morning. I felt a subtle mist under my eyes when it started. The sky had been fuming dark clouds the whole length of my walk, but now it looked serious.

I parked my bicycle in a wide gravel pull-off. Pitched my tarp over it for a tent. Ulix and I huddled together and gently the mist fell over us, growing heavier into sprinkles, and then was forgotten.

I tried sleeping under the rain tent with knees to my chest, but I couldn't balance. The blood in my hands was throbbing, so I let go of them.

I put my knees up instead. Scooched down as far as I could on my back. My head still poked out under the tarp, but it wasn't raining anymore.


Night hike
I took a few micro-naps. Daylight would come soon, then I could continue into the next town.

5 am. No cars on the road. No shoulder either. But now I could see what was in front of me, so I mounted my bicycle and coasted in the lane facing incoming traffic. My four hour ETA reduced to an hour.

Jefferson is a small town. The first place of interest was a middle school with roofed bleachers by a running track. I climbed the bleachers, laid my bags down, leaned my bike, and spread my blankets.

I managed two hours of feverish dreams. In my sleep I saw my bicycle, Ulix, and highways.

I fear the road ahead. I fear the mountains, highways with no shoulders, ditches with tall grass, swamps and mud.

The cold wind on a wet rainy night. Blind turns and headlights. Rail guards and bridges. Roads that end on a highway rolling 18 wheeler trucks, where I am but a maggot pushing a cart.

My sleep was cold, bitten by wind. My feet stuck out. When I sat up, I hugged my blanket around me, shivering. I slept some more, sitting with my head on my knees.

The sun called out this morning. There's no warmth. Wet and gray.

20 miles. I walked Salem to Jefferson in the night hours from 1 am to 6 am.

... miles to go before I sleep.
and miles to go before I eat.

I kept seeing the driving time to the next buffet in my mind. 17 minutes. Only 17 minutes. How little I accomplished.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Memorandum

I kinda expected the road to be different on a bike. But it's the same road.

It's the road I've driven these past months to get to the west coast. Somehow the mystery and romanticism surrounding a bike ride made me forget that.

I kinda thought it'd be like biking past one suburb, into another suburb, onto a tract that leads to ancient Mayan temple ruins.

But it's just the road I've driven, from an ant's speed perspective.

There's nothing more there.

It's only in my imagination that the bike trip exists.
 
And I will scatter my imagination across the country.

First day of bike traveling

Wednesday, May 18th. 
Portland, OR to Salem, OR

This morning I woke up at a nature park, on the ground behind the restroom.

I laid my bedding on the stone ground and slept there like a homeless person with my blue tarp hiding me and my bags.





The neighborhood seemed wealthy. No one came to lock the restroom doors at night. The gates closed automatically at sundown. They opened automatically when a car drove up to leave.

I heard noises all night. Car doors opening and closing. Trucks idling. Strange motions on the roof. Animal sounds. There were crushed slugs and bugs that I had to wash out of my blankets. A spider begun to spin a web in the webbing of my handlebar bag.


When I woke up, I felt so proud of myself. I did it! I slept through the night. I broke that barrier that the middle class fear to fall beyond.

I showed that I could sleep outside on the street. That means my bike and I can go anywhere.

Road into Salem

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Friday, May 13, 2016

Superstition



I told ya I'd win the lottery. And I woulda, if I had remembered to stop by the store earlier. But I played too late.

I almost forgot to buy the ticket. At 10pm, sitting in my car about to go to bed, I remembered I didn't buy my lottery ticket.

I debated whether it's good luck to play on the same day as the theft or one day after. I concluded same day would be best.

So I drove up to 7-11 and purchased my tickets on 5/12/2016 sometime before 11 pm. I played the 'match all four in any order' game with the 4-digit combination to my stolen bike. 8-1-4-5.

Look at the results:


If I had gotten to the store just an hour earlier, I would've won the 10 pm drawing on the same day!!!

$125 prize

Ah well, it would not have been enough for a new bike, but I proved that my Spidey sense was on.

  • i'ma win a lottery ticket tonight tho. i'm 1/1. 100% chance to win
    3:37 PM
  • That_Random_Guy98
    Good luck with that
    3:37 PM
  • 4amRedLight
    you don't need luck when you've got a perfect record
    3:38 PM
  • you just gotta play
    3:38 PM
And the next day's drawing, which I was entered in was ONE digit off! That's gotta be a cosmic joke on me. LOL.