Shopping

...for the good stuff!

Stun gun + nighttime running is a winning combination for accidentally sending yourself to the hospital with one side of your body paralyzed.

You can't see it, but I'm also wearing a full set of gold grills.

Pea brain: "Don't tread on me."
Galaxy brain: "No Step on Snek."

Kit Kat are fren. No make the eating.

Wanna hurts donut? What's a hurts donut? OW! Hurts, don't it?

Do not play with the penis. Good advice.
Also if you look closely at the sign, you will see they are uncircumcised.

Grace is bae.

Security mirror sunglasses.
Plus a free "piece of jewelry" for waiting through a sales pitch.

Kung Fury, if it were in Ramen form.

For when you wish to leave a delicious-looking memo.

World's Easiest Rubik's Cube. Still not worth the trouble...

Business grade mini-fridge size New Year's celebration refreshments.
When Daddy buys you that Porsche you wanted and the car dealer guy hands you one.